So before I recap my set from last night I wanted to share this picture with you of Steven Tyler’s Supple Man Boobies from this week’s Star Magazine. Wow, he has a nice rack!
Moving on, I did open mic last night at The Comedy Zone in Fort Mill, SC. Here is the recap…So Prince Will and Princess Kate have hopped over to our side of the pond for an 11 day North American visit. They are like a real life Ken and Barbie, well if Ken was going bald and Barbie was a brunette. For the trip Kate hired 2 stylists to dress her. I thought it would be awesome if she actually hired Lady Gaga. If that was the case
Princess Kate in an Off the Shoulder Green Fish Dress by Ocean
one would expect to see her wearing a fetching fish dress…I wonder what that would smell like?
She could also travel around in that egg, which would really give her a reason not to speak. I still am not sure if she knows how to open her mouth. There has been ongoing concern that she is too thin, well if someone would teach her how to open her mouth, she may be able to eat something. This may ease everyone’s concern about her weight…that was something new I tried.
I also dusted the cobwebs off a few old jokes that I may be rocking out next week.
The crowd was thin last night, I think it may have something to do with the upcoming Holiday…Happy 4th of July everyone. I will be heading up to the great white north for the holiday, Upstate New York that is. I am super excited to be doing a showcase there on July 7th at The Comedy Club in Rochester, NY – my hometown.
Here is the link to the Facebook Invite:
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=223022577730588
My Mom is coming to the show. When I was talking to her on the phone yesterday she told me I better be good because she is bringing her friends…Thanks for the confidence boost Debs, I hope I don’t disappoint.
